Social condom

When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.

Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?

Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)

Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!

by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011

eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes

hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms

by shtzngglz May 8, 2010

condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

Condom Head

A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads

Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool

by Mysta D February 7, 2009

condom hat

A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.

She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.

by Alekesa L June 22, 2007

Redneck Condom

A chicken.

"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"

"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"

by Arson Cokkenbauls June 2, 2009

Holy Condom

The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.

"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."

by Scribbles301 March 3, 2009