A sudden yet usually short term condition when a man gets a woman, starts living with her immediately, then abandons all friends and old realities for weeks at a time to spend all time and energy with his woman. Symptoms include not paying rent at the old place, not responding to phone contacts, going off the grid, and true douchebaggary.
Ronny started dating a bartender getting pussy and drinks for free then went into a pussy coma. Doesn't answer his phone, doesn't sleep in his room, stopped paying rent - turned into a real ducheburger.
by Three Fingers March 10, 2021
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by Notyourbabiesdaddy November 18, 2010
Get the Sex Coma mug.A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends
Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake
Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma
Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma
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Get the coma of pain mug.A state of extreme sleepiness experienced after eating lunch at one of New York's fine street food carts.
Coworker1: What's wrong with John, did he eat chicken and rice again?
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.
by shaktimaan July 7, 2010
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dude yesterday he drank 6 cans of monster and went into a crash coma , he only woke up 5 minutes ago , he's been asleep for 13 hours .
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