Contrabar

Contrabar is a imaginary Llama with two girl owners. He has wings. He is awesome. He is the best.

OMG Contrabar is the best Llama ever!!

by patunya March 11, 2017

Contrabulous

Contrabulous is when you're explain someone or something exciting and or awesome

"that bridge dude is contrabulous"

by jessica from canada April 5, 2017

Colorado Cave

When you smoke weed then proceed to blow smoke into your partners anal cavity creating cave

Ay where did you go last night

Oh I went to go Colorado cave Becky

by Crackpipejoe April 6, 2017

Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017

contradenialist

A person opposed to the rejection of facts.

The oil companies would have their way with us if not for the contradenialist effort.

by Cynicool July 29, 2017

contradicktion/contradicktory

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

by QuacksO April 18, 2018