Ex:
Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?
Clark: sure
Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.
Clark: oh yeah that's right.
*moments later after Lana leaves*
Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!
Lana: hey Clark, wanna come over my house today?
Clark: sure
Lex: dude,you can't go. We have B-ball practice today.
Clark: oh yeah that's right.
*moments later after Lana leaves*
Clark: Lex what's your problem?....you're such a COCK BLOCKER!
by D.L.R. 91 March 1, 2008
Get the cock blocker mug.Cock is another word for penis & normally when you 'block' something you are either stopping something, or preventing something from happening. the term is normally used when you a preventing someone from having sex.
mike..."i am so fuck off right now"
mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"
mikes friend..."why"
mike..."i were getting to know some hot chick last night and she were getting all up on me, then peter walked in the room and then this hot chick got up and walked off"
mikes firend..."wow peter is a total cock blocker"
by duttyriddem July 19, 2010
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Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.
or
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
or
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
by rissie2q January 19, 2013
Get the Cock-blocking Scooby Doo mug.When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
by 101phoenix April 20, 2015
Get the keyboard cock blocked mug.An act wherin a kind soul will hit on a chick who has been stalking his friend so that the friend may pursue intimate relations with a hotter chick.
Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.
by samoaneminem January 14, 2004
Get the Cock-Blocking mug.some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.
"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
by waterboy141 September 4, 2009
Get the cock blocker mug.A cock Blocker is a person close to you or of just general aquaintence who prides him or herself in screwing up your chances of getting a sexy time with a girl you're trying to get with. He or she does this by saying wildly innappropriate things about you or your potential sex partener. Or by just making the situation awkward by doing something stupid to either or both people. This block's the boy's cock from getting in a girls's smock.
1."dude, did your friend just slap my ass?"
"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"
2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"
"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"
2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"
by Your MOMMA said im hot September 8, 2010
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