One direction

One direction are a english boy band created in the 10th series of X-factor. Yes, they are hot, and yes, they have semi-decent singing voices. But it's the fans that make them so easy to hate. They are not 'the best band ever'.. they are barely even a band. They are just puppets to be honest, and i fail to understand why they are so famous.

A: Have you heard of one direction? I loveee harry omg they are the best band ever better then the beatles omg
B: Have I bitch? They are all over the fucking web /punch

by Normal teenager August 1, 2012

one direction

5 homosexuals destroying lives around the world

one direction have gay sex all night

by 69withharry October 3, 2012

Correctional Officer

Correctional Officer: An educated person that has a high school diploma and can spell.

Inmate: Babysiter, befor, coulda' and lier

Correctional Officer: Babysitter, before, could a and liar. You stupid ass!

by Irishnut May 21, 2010

anti irection

when you look at something so disgutuing or someone so ugly your penis curls up into your anus to provide pleasure to counteract the displeasure caused by the sight.

WHOAH! She was so ugly she gave me an anti irection.

by Adaaaaaaam March 24, 2009

Salad Creations

A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.

"I've got bitched at by so many women at salad creations i want to cut off my testicles."

by Seizureman October 7, 2007

Beautiful Creation

The term that is typically used by young Christian girls to refer to a boy that they think is hot. Most frequently used in the presence of adults/parents/a nark.

Girl 1: Who did you say that guy was again?
Whovian: David Tennant! He's a beautiful creation!
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I can't believe that some people think that Justin Bieber is a beautiful creation!

by TheDoctor8 June 15, 2012

One Direction

The MOST ATTRACTIVE 5 boys in the world
A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british

Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie

Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY

One Direction is attractive
-- every girl in the universe

by A Directioner <3 July 17, 2012