Chooks

a positive amount of anything

hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!

by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005

cunt chops

poon chomper who can't stop

a bold little boy, who can"t help himself from propetually chomping on the elusive poon, that little cunt chops!!

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

Choosie

A person who thinks they are a connoisseur of food (foodie) but VERY rarely do they find anything to their liking. They selfishly think of only foods and tastes that are only to their liking rather than what foods and tastes that others might like. In some cases they don't even know what they like.

A person is looking to have the best cheeseburger but does not like any of the cheeseburgers he has tried in EVERY FRICK'N restaurant. What a Fuck'n Choosie!!

by JAR8 August 26, 2010

chops

Slang nickname for a brother of Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.

"Yea, I'll call up the Chops later to hang out."

by deano December 6, 2006

choop

when someone takes a chode poop or a poop that is wider than it is long after a long, hard day

"I took the biggest choop of my life last night."
"When i was walking home i had to choop so bad."

by NLSK May 10, 2008

chooping

When Chad or Clair exchange butt-mud in, on or around each others body parts in a sexual manner.

Chad is pooping (chooping) on Clair's face.

by chaids January 4, 2009

Chopsticking

Like spooning, but with the legs crossed like chopsticks.

My girlfriend prefers chopsticking to spooning

by Lovebutts June 21, 2009