chelectuouse

chuh-lek-chew-us

undescribable

sherry: hey how are you
sharlen: im feeling chelectuouse
sherry: explain.
sharlen: i don't know how i feel

by luperative09 July 22, 2009

Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.

Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."

by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010

Chilean Haircut

(n) After shaving your partners head against their will, glue their hair back onto their scalp using freshly made feces as an adhesive.

Brittney needs to wear a hat after she was a victim of a chilean haircut last night.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

Chiley Whip

Giving a person a Cock Whip in her face with the male genitilia; the penis. In Result of this Act the victem recieves a tatoo/imprint of a mushroom on their cheak.

dood, dont piss me off, ill chiley whip your ass

the bitch scraped me with her teeth so i pulled out and chiley whip'd her dumb ass

by AndyP<lookitup> January 3, 2004

Chice

Short form for a cheese slice.

Can you hand me a chice for my grilled cheese!!!!

by sammmy_014 December 1, 2009

Chelephant

The hybrid beast that is created by cross breeding a chimp with an elephant.

Newscaster - "Now here we see the New Zealand native Chelephant which is a sad animal...for it has the ability to climb trees but tragically no tree can support it's weight"

by archyis January 14, 2010

Chilean Miner

You stick your dick in a dark and dangerous hole of your choice, leave it there for 69 days, and then refuse to talk about it for awhile.

Ol' tantric ass Sting has got nothing on my Chilean Miner.

by Slung Goo November 8, 2010