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Screaming Carrots

a discussion no one should hear about, a topic that is a secret
Megan: its not safe her to talk about the screaming carrots.
Kirsten: i agree, the screaming carrots isn't safe here
by xoTEXALIANox November 24, 2009
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carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.
"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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cuff the carrot

cuff the carrot = to fearcefully tug your noodle in a mean,revengeful manner
"Harmon cuff the carrot so often,He start's topics about it on message boards"
by harmons mom March 3, 2008
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carrot eater

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"
Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.
by mountain woman February 15, 2004
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Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.
by Haybale June 16, 2017
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carrot day

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.
by Gene M April 30, 2008
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chase the carrot

ti masterbate with chettos
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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