Megan: its not safe her to talk about the screaming carrots.
Kirsten: i agree, the screaming carrots isn't safe here
Kirsten: i agree, the screaming carrots isn't safe here
by xoTEXALIANox November 24, 2009

by mugwump November 13, 2004

by harmons mom March 3, 2008

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"
Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.
by mountain woman February 15, 2004

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.
by Haybale June 16, 2017

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.
by Gene M April 30, 2008
