Carkhold

To 'Carkhold' or 'Carkholding' is a niche fetish within the car enthusiast community. This is when a person modifys their vehicle and loves looking at it however they want to see it driven by someone else. This gives the owner satisfaction as they can see how they look when driving.

Frosty: Hey Chandy, want to join me and Clint for a drive to the workshop this weekend, my R32 Skyline is almost finished and ready to roam the streets. Lets check it out.

Chandy: Hey Frosty, sounds like a plan. Want to carkhold me? I'll ride shotgun with Clint.

by Chandy Boo April 17, 2020

Carnagevore

Someone who eats their meat as though they were a wild predator, tearing it apart with their fingers and teeth.

Sarah left chicken bits all over the kitchen when making that soup! She's a real carnagevore.

by dave_richardson May 8, 2020

Canker dick

In short terms someone that has a canker sore on their penis dude

Dude I think I have a bad case of canker dick it hurts bro

by Rootwitch June 9, 2020

Cankolama

Another name for cukkalama in Turkish. It comes from one of the twitch streamer who makes money throo taking money of his subscribers.

Bu ay da Cankolandik, bütün parayı Canko'ya yatırdık.

Kanka, geçen 50 lira Cankoladım.

Zaten az param var Cankolama beni.

by Sugarmaniac June 22, 2020

cank

adjective describing an activity associated with suburban vandalism

kicking that mailbox in while riding my moped was an awesome cank job! I can’t wait to go canking again next weekend.

by guy delaplage September 22, 2020

Cark

Cark is, to put it bluntly, a clean alternative for nearly any other curse word there is. It has its origins in Shakespeare and is otherwise defined as 'to be greatly annoyed'. Regardless of and utterly separate from Shakespeare, the common interpretation of 'Cark' cannot be stated in polite conversation. On the other hand, Cark itself is a perfectly reasonable alternative.

*stubs toe*

"CARK IT ALL!!!"
"Hmm, that was a very clean and respectable way to state one's agony in a common and relatable scenario. That person must be quite intelligent."
*stubs own toe*
"$%@# THAT &@%$#& TABLE!!!!"
"Oh deary me, that man isn't very cultured at all. Let's banish him to Brazil."

by AnSp330 November 5, 2020

carkeeping

Housekeeping for your car.
Keeping two separate bags in your car; one for trash and the other for recycling.
Carkeeping: being a decent human being and not throwing trash on the side of the road when you're in the car.

Hey! How's your carkeeping going?
It's going great. I've recycled two bags worth of McDonald's cups.

by r.m.y.g. December 9, 2020