kill card

Not to be confused with outs, a card in poker that would guarantee a player the winning hand.

Friend: "I can't believe he sucked out on you that hand!"

Player: "Yeah, even though I flopped the flush, he did have a set and 7 kill cards to make his full house."

by D H July 7, 2007

Race Card

Used by minorities to get what they want even if they did something totally fucked up. However, since our president is now black, the race card is soon to be maxed out.

When Jason got the promotion over his black friend Tyrone because Tyrone would come into work drunk and never did anything, he pulled the race card and is now top-dog

by EmoJesusWins November 4, 2010

puerto rican credit card

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006

Ben Card

Basically a flaming homosexual hailing from a gay friendly community of the Northeast such as South Portland, ME or Providence, RI. Known specifically for looking out of place or just loitering.
(Definition does not refer to a specific person)

They are one Ben Card away from a fruit salad.

by Mellion Bob July 25, 2008

Fuel Card Skante Warrior

; FACT : origin of Oring "
A FCSW is someone that has gotten passed the meth head stage. Matter a fact they passed the crocodile looking ass stage. At this point the Skante is selling Fuel cards. Fuel up the truck, the veins, the soul. They sold their soul already. His soul is playing ring around the rosie with the last Skante that just died.

Hello this is Fuel Card Skante Warrior, your company is in good standing, you qualify.

by SKANTEwars December 12, 2019

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

V-card

A person's virginity

Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.

by Mister D November 1, 2004