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crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
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sap crap

music, television, etc. which is designed solely to evoke an emotional response without being subtle about it.
I was watching television this morning, and everything was going great. Then I saw Sarah McLauchlan holding a puppy, and I knew that I was in for some sap crap.
by hobopotato May 14, 2012
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Crap Technology

Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')

-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
by sagepictures December 29, 2011
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Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010
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Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016
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crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis
holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off
by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016
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crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas
I wish these crap bugs would get a life.
by georgeharrison December 17, 2007
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