Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018
Get the saxon condom mug.Tinfoil condom, similar to tinfoil hat, is a phrase used when talking about crazy conspiracy theories. Charles "Moist Cr1tikal" white popularized and potentially even created the phrase.
"Jimmy has been reading into those tinfoil condom conspiracy theories on Facebook and now believes cancer was invented by the FBI"
by Thatonekid87 December 18, 2021
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When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.
Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways
by Pro-Intel May 29, 2008
Get the computer without a condom mug.God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.
Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.
by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018
Get the God's condom mug.The unattractive rubber casing used to protect Ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.
Ipod condom Dialogue-
Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*
Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*
by Blackington September 10, 2006
Get the ipod condom mug.When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.
You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.
You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.
She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.
You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.
You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.
She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.
Conversation Held in the basement:
You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"
You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"
by Pollup January 18, 2008
Get the Burlap Sack Condom mug.A product being developed at the Laval University in Quebec.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
Boy: "Yo baby, lets do it! I forgot protection, but no worries..."
Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*
Boy and Girl: *both happy*
Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*
Boy and Girl: *both happy*
by TheEducated March 14, 2009
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