Child Poster

Old man pretending to be a girl

They think they can trick us but we all k ow they’re a child poster

by 2ndPlayerBoi June 21, 2021

Minecraft Child

That minecraft child that nobody really knows in school but somehow you see him everywhere and think he's your cousin

Josh: Oh hey it's that Minecraft Child.

Chris: Yeah I see him everywhere.

by Yelan April 15, 2021

Child Lord

A child lord is a person who was born in a small town and can control anyone. Hitler was a child lord. Only one is born per century. Generally a Child Lord is born into a bad situation. This causes the child's development to be changed and sometimes they become able to control anyone. If a Child Lords powers are used wisely good things come from them.

The twentieth century's Child Lord killed millions of people.

by Ph.D.Ph.D. Bear October 15, 2016

a child called it

when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.

Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.

Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.

by joshfogartys June 28, 2010

Paper Child

1. A form a paper craft in which cartoon characters are drawn and cut out in such a way that when photographed with proper arrangement, they appear to be interacting with or subject to the environment around them. They often are but need not be children characters or even human.

This is a more modern, more specific application of "breaking the 4th wall."

also

2. A term for a piece of artwork in this style.

or

3. A character within the piece.

1. Takashi is my favorite paper child artist.

2. Did you see that paper child that got posted yesterday?

3. I saw this one picture of two paper children fighting, but the artists was pulling them apart.

by wakkadoodooo December 4, 2012

Love Child

The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.

1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.

2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.

by Fritz1776 April 22, 2019

Child Predator

a youtuber, more specifically one from the MCYT community.

George: ohh dreeEEEAAAMMM!!!

Dream: I'm a Child Predator.

by Shaq's Left Toe November 2, 2022