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car salesman 

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.
A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.
car salesman by Skyboy September 24, 2005
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car singer 

a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone
I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.
car singer by hardhitr3 August 7, 2009

Car Model 

A car whore is a promiscuous female who prostitutes her body in front of cars at carshows for attention that directly relates to guys lusting over her. This whore may even go to the extent of never ever reaching a level that satisfies how much attention she receives. This will commonly lead to buying a piece of shit car, that they will put stickers on and take slutty pictures with, just to have more reason to expose themselves, and attempt to reach the guy car enthusiast on a higher level than just showing their body off at car shows. These will usually never have any education on how cars actually work, or how to fix them, or race cars either. They always want to attend huge car meets because of the huge amount of guys for the opportunity to get to drool over them. They may even go to the extent to create their own car meet so then they are known as the "car girl" that made the event possible. These events usually include a hot body contest that the guys usually tell the car whore she would will anyways. These car whores usually make a bad name for real car enthusiasts who are girls
i need more dudes to show me attention..ill just go buy a car and put stickers on it and go to all the events, then ill be the perfect car model.
Car Model by Your trying too hard. January 18, 2011

car mitzvah 

when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish
Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins
car mitzvah by ac fresh February 25, 2009
Jay Leno is a car nut.
car nut by Tech_N9ne October 22, 2015

Car Mitzvah 

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization
I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity
Car Mitzvah by kunefa October 1, 2005