bro goddess

A mythical creature that combines bro time with a hot and sexy (usually sassy or sarcastic) package. Basically the coolest person in the world combining sex appeal and slightly toned down bro behavior. Not to be confused with a bro hoe this girl may or may not be easy depending on a male or female view of sex and number of sexual partners. Can occur when fathers aren't given sons to pass on their knowledge to. Not to be confused with a lesbian that appears manly, the bro goddess must be at least straight leaning towards bisexual is an added bonus. Can be a great wingman when hunting a threesome. Not to be confused with butch the bro goddess appears to be a demure female in everyday situations until she speaks.

That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.

by buriedlemons April 23, 2010

Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

by BeardLord April 20, 2015

bro-spoon

You and a close bro are forced to sleep in the same bed, resulting in a little-spoon big-spoon situation. It's not gay, its bromantic.

Bro 1 aka Little-spoon:" Yo dude, are you cuddling me?"
Bro 2 aka Big-spoon: "Nah fam it's a bro-spoon, don't get it twisted with that cuddle shit."
Bro 1: "Carry on."

by broliver April 28, 2015

bro bating

Masterbating with your bro(s). Jacking off with a buddy, or buddies.
Not giving your Bros blow jobs, just getting off with them

Dude, I was bro bating last night and it was great

by Throbbin_Rob November 3, 2019

bro-toe

The result of a man wearing tight clothing to cover his crotch. The equivalent of a cameltoe on a woman.

Yuck! That dude's pants are giving him a bro-toe!

by Ben W. August 23, 2005

Bro Block

When two bros are blocked from bro-ing out.

Samantha: Dude, you were seriously cock blocking me and Dan today. Watching football was supposed to be our alone time.
Dan's Bro: Quite the contrary. Dan didn't want his girlfriend to watch football with him. If anything you were being a bro block.

by Shitree November 19, 2010

Bro Job

A blowjob, but between two bros.

Hey man, no bromo, but do you want a bro job?

by C-3PBro October 20, 2017