boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

Boxpocalypse

The feeling of dread one experiences after moving, and seeing endless boxes to empty and then clean up.

When large shipped items arrive and you cannot move or live in your space due to excessive cardboard everywhere.

"I thought I was done, then the moving van unloaded 30 smaller boxes into the kitchen. It's boxpocalypse."

by clevermistakes November 11, 2017

Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018

Boxer sauce

A man's dick

Yo betty over therr had eggs and sausage this morning smothered in boxer sauce

by Hornedup14 June 5, 2018

Boxed

To be boxed off means to be annoyed or pissed off

Rebecca really boxed me off the other day

by ljs__x July 28, 2018

boxcovers

Female underwear, panties, intimate apparel

My girlfriend is so lazy, she never manages to put her boxcovers in the laundry basket.

by Mleen December 6, 2018

Boxedcubacles

When you shit it comes out a cube.

That kid shits boxedcubacles.

by Cliveisfacked January 16, 2019