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Bachelor Shower

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.
MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
by psuedoben April 4, 2009
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biatches

1. pl. form of 'biatch'

2. the noun form concerning a specific type, or kind of mammal.
(see the adjective 'neato', as in, 'because of the neato')
them biatches be way utterly neato!
by mostlyinnocence August 23, 2011
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bitched

The state of someone whose best friend has ditched them for a hot chick/girlfriend.
"Dude, I can't believe Roy just bitched you to chase after Megan."
by rsdudm August 8, 2009
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Bachelor Brush

the act of brushing your teeth with a bare toothbrush because you don't have time or just ran out of toothpaste
Dude1: I woke up this morning with only 10 minutes to get to work... i had to bachelor brush
by CBJDoe September 13, 2009
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Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 4, 2012
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Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.
"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."
by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017
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Beacher

A shit the size of a whale
Thats a beacher
by Luishater92 June 15, 2018
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