Random kid: “Yo Bentley Mwanja, is the baddest kid in school, I heard of you say his name 3 times he gets excluded and has to find a new school!”
by Unknown kid in Bentleys school February 8, 2025
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Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
I love you Bentley, most ardently.
by anonymous February 9, 2025
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Person 1- “ you go jump off a bridge , you are so ugly.”
Bentley-“ you should go and jump of a bridge to come over here and really think that. Plus you were just a mistake anyway.”
Person 2- “thanks Bentley”
Bentley- “I’ll always protect you “
Bentley-“ you should go and jump of a bridge to come over here and really think that. Plus you were just a mistake anyway.”
Person 2- “thanks Bentley”
Bentley- “I’ll always protect you “
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