trash bastard

A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.

So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.

by akaTheBaron December 30, 2015

Trifling Bastard

Same as Trifling Bitch except is male gender.

You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!

by testementary January 17, 2016

Juubagel-Bastard

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.

Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!

by FlowGunner June 22, 2016

Mean bastard

When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.

You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear

by Bear in a hole August 9, 2016

Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017

Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017

Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face

That man is one ugly bastard

by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018