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Turd Balloon

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010
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norwegian hot air balloon

A sex act which involves going ass to mouth with your partner and then dropping a fart in mouth of the giver.
Tito totally gave Catlin a norwegian hot air balloon last night.
by Sh'Matt April 15, 2009
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Baboon

A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.
She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon
by Krzychudab March 27, 2007
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balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.
ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.
by wpcustoms January 29, 2008
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Balloon Head

1. An extremely unintelligent person with a large ego or bravado.

2. A male airhead whose ego inflates and deflates like a hot air balloon in his interactions with his peers.

3. A person whose convictions are easily swayed or comprimised.

4. An Irish Painter who thinks he's American
While Dave appears to be normal upon first meeting him, he is actually a Balloon Head.
by B-Dogg November 24, 2004
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balboni

Initial sexual excitation that is quickly extinguished by a strong distraction.
"Darling, please forgive this morning's balboni. The boss called with with more insistent demands."
by Dominulus December 9, 2008
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Baboon Butt

When a man fucks a woman from behind so hard that her butt turns all red.
"Reid fucked me so hard that I had Baboon Butt for a week...it was great."
by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009
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