by McNigglet January 11, 2008

The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.
Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?
Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.
Doctor: Every DAMN time.
Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.
Doctor: Every DAMN time.
by InfiniteShoX October 4, 2017

Battle rats are sidekicks of booger wolfs... Just been threw a little more... Also Hood rats prepared for battle
by AkRiteAllGood November 28, 2016

by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax August 16, 2021

An online game where a large group of characters try to kill and survive each other. Most Battle Royales are cancer and absolute shit. These perimeters include Player Unknown Battle Grounds (PUBG), Fortnite, and Apex Legends, and an unquantifiable amount of ripoff.
by Where's The Fucking Donuts March 9, 2019

Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.
Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.
Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.
Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.
Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.
(Facebook Status)
Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.
Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.
Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.
Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.
Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.
Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.
John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.
Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.
Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.
Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.
Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.
Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.
Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.
John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.
by Facebook McDoodle November 23, 2011

If you already know what a cat is then, we'll let you know that the word battle means that you're basically comitting ww2 all over again.
by Mikkhal and Axuel April 26, 2017
