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The Batman

When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.
Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".
by crazyassfool April 18, 2010
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Baltimore Ham

A slang term used for "watermellon" It is somewhat racist towards black people, implying that they cannot afford real ham, and that they have watermellon a lot.
Black Child: daddy can we please have ham for dinner
Black Man: sry sugar we cant afford a real ham. we'll have some watermellon and fried chicken instead. That stuffs baltimore ham!
by HorseLoverTry5 April 13, 2009
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Kristine Bateman

noun.

A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.
I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.
by wannnacruise June 4, 2009
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bohm bating

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating
by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011
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Baltimore

A city that deserves every bad thing said about it but not necessarily because of the crime. It provides all the stress and problems of living in a major city with none of the benefits like good public transportation, good services, late night food, culture, modern infrastructure, and smart people. The reason Baltimore has so many problems is because it is filled with provincial fucks who have never lived anywhere else, especially a real city like Chicago, New York, or Philly. Thus, they think Baltimore is the greatest place on earth because all they can compare it to is the Eastern Shore, the one place they all go every year for a "vacation". It is amazing these small minded people can't even leave their tiny state once a year during the summer.

Along with Faidley's crabcakes, the staggering amount of backwards thinking and ignorance that is evenly distributed among those from all socioeconomic backgrounds makes Baltimore worth a visit. It is a sight to see. Just make sure to watch your back and get out quickly before you get hit on the head, mugged, and wake up five months later not remembering how you even got to Baltimore. FFS do not move anywhere near that shit hole. You will regret it.
Hey a great job just opened up in downtown Baltimore dude. You gonna apply?

No, I'd rather eat out Bea Arthur's dead cunt than move to that awful place.
by McNulty's Whiskey July 17, 2011
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Batman

an iconic character of extreme hotness and the idol subject of lemon fantasies.
Cat Heaven is a wonderful place... Batman is even better.
by Tigger the Elephant January 22, 2009
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Baltimoron

The O in the Anthem is just a tradition.
by RandomSegaFanboy August 21, 2004
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