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Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend
josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.
by Hunter416 June 21, 2019
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baseball

a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks
person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring
by all sports r kinda gay tbh December 8, 2019
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Baseball, huh?

"Baseball, huh?" has two uses:
1) a direct replacement for the phrase "That tracks"
2) as a meaningless response to anything.

The phrase is less frequently used in it's original meaning of "That tracks", and more often it is used as a punchline to subvert expectations; to reference the absurdity of mentioning baseball when it's irrelevant, whilst pretending to be unaware of the irrelevance.

Originated from YouTuber "Al Jokes", when he made a sketch about someone misunderstanding the meaning of the two-part phrase "Baseball, huh? That tracks", and mistakenly using "Baseball, huh?" in place of "That tracks". The phrase has been transformed by the internet hive-mind into a "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" type phrase, where it's spread is far beyond the original source to the point it now has little association. It has become an internet phenomenon larger than what it was originally imagined to be.
"My brother got hit by an elderly Asian woman"
"Baseball, huh?"

"Why do you keep ignoring me?"
"Baseball, huh?"
by AlJokesFan April 1, 2025
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Geese Baseball

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.
Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.
by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024
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Kiss a baseball boy

“Hey it’s November 29 yk what that means”
“No I don’t”

“It’s kiss a baseball boy day
by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021
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Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player
*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*
by Roonyfer September 5, 2025
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