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Assessination

(n.) The process of assessinating.
Britney Spears' nervous breakdown could be called a media assessination.
by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010
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assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala October 16, 2012
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Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012
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assassinaversary

1) The anniversary of a famous assassination.
2) The media circle jerk "paying homage" to the anniversary of a famous assassination.
"Why is every channel talking about JFK lately."
"Dude, his assassinaversary is coming up."
by Scatter44 November 17, 2013
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assisting

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.
She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.
by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016
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Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.
Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.
by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019
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Assistant Plant Manager

The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.
Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?

Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
by sausagefest12 March 11, 2019
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