(n.) The process of assessinating.
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Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
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The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
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2) The media circle jerk "paying homage" to the anniversary of a famous assassination.
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Get the Assassin Booger mug.The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.
Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?
Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!
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