Pinocchio Anus

Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.

"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".

by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011

Bang-anus

Synonomus to Kick-ass but much more fun to use. Do not use around gay guys as confusion and accidental suprise rape could accure.

Its bang-anus!

That car is Bang-anus!

I have Bang-anus tatooed on my fingers!

by Todd Minner March 12, 2005

Anus Terd

- A Peice of shit that has come out of your ass...

- mikeh spikeh

Will - " mikeh spikey.. your an anus terd "

by Will July 23, 2004

Anus Dickcheese

Best name in the world to give your child if you wish them to be ridiculed for the rest of their life.

Anus dickcheese

by oldrat May 14, 2011

penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

by Phil January 16, 2004

anus farm

A place that it ridden with a despicable presence, something so banal and intolerable that it makes you want to stick your head up your own ass.

With a look of disdain, Terry exclaimed, "This place is a goddamn anus farm."

by mr. caitlin February 15, 2010

anus slime

After you've had a shit, and theres some residue left on your ass. This isn't the regular kind of shit on your ass, however, as it is especially common after diarrhoea; making it sticky and hard to get rid of. In general, anus slime isn't pleasant.

Oh, Shit! I have some anus slime on my ass!

by Black Nibb August 19, 2017