Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

Almodena

a badddie and she know it. a silly and quirky but GORGEOUS human being, a little funny monkey 😔☺️ and someone who's always in their baddie era

"IS THAT THE ALMODENA"

by Makyleigh March 16, 2024

Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth

I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.

by Bee721 April 30, 2024

almona

Almona. The most kindest person in the world and has a beautiful soul and smile. She likes to help and care. And is always there for you. She is so pretty more pretty than the word pretty 🤩 everyone loves her and she is a great person

(almona is a name btw) but I met almona before and she WOAH is good

by Amushroomisinamushymudmoution May 31, 2024

Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

by Word Spit June 24, 2024