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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
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adultiversary

The annual recognition of the date that two people, at least one of whom is married, began their extramarital tryst.
Jack and Jill have been married for ten years, but Jill is about to celebrate her three-year adultiversary with her sancho Matt.
by Anon21412 May 20, 2014
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Adultimatum

An ultimatum given to a child by an adult, commonly to get the child to do something and stop them being a little bitch
"My son wouldn't put on his shoes, so I gave him an adultimatum and it worked a treat"
by The one true Neo February 1, 2015
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adult trick or treating

The time period after halloween when one goes to the store and buys a lot of the 50% off candy. Its adult trick or treating because you get more candy in less time but as with all adult things you must pay for it.
guy 1: Yo you going adult trick or treating later?
guy 2: hell yea!

guy 1: better get there before all the good shit is gone haha
Guy2 : yeah haha nobody wants to get stuck with the shitty almond joy pack.
by JACKJACKSMACK January 14, 2016
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adultly

The mash up of the word "adult" and "like" together mainly used by lazy people, because lets be honest, who got time to write out fully two whole words?
I didn't know whether I should cry or laugh at how "adultly" they were acting.
by This is for you Ryan B) April 5, 2016
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Adultcation

An adult (21+) only vacation.
I'm always with my children, I need some me time. This adultcation for my birthday is greatly needed.
by MommieTwoTimes July 8, 2016
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Adulties

"Did you hear about Fred? He has to wear adulties to bed!"

"We have to go to the store to pick up some adulties for my dad."
by Lasagna_Cat November 11, 2016
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