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Aaron Hernandez

To murder three people and then hang yourself from a window with bedsheets.
Guy 1: Dude how did your game go.
Guy2: I'm gonna go home and Aaron Hernandez
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The Aaron effect

An effect caused by the molecular patterns in the brain, which constructs when laughter is heard. The laughter is refracted causing the sufferer to mirror the laughter in a much louder tone and is trapped in a continuous loop.

Scientists Professor Keating and Doctor Beattie have researched humor and laughter in the Aaron effect and identified its benefits. They have presented findings claiming that the laughter opens the linings of the blood vessels in the heart after evaluating patients who watched comedies compared to patients who watched dramatic movies. This can aid in reducing high blood pressure and the number of heart attacks experienced by people.

It is primarily a social vocalization that is not a learned group reaction but an instinctive behavior programmed by our genes.
Aaron was trapped in a voice recording of laughter. "Dam The Aaron effect" he said.
by LOL doctor November 17, 2012
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aaron cox

A real Dick that thinks he is the King.
They think they are the Aaron Cox of the neighborhood.
by The real King. May 3, 2018
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Aaron Burr

Cool dude, not his fault. It was all Hamilton's fault. First off, Burr aimed for his arm. 2nd, Hamilton installed hair triggers, its almost like he wanted Burr to shoot him. Burr was a feminist, hated slavery for moral, not economical reasons. He was ok.
Dude 1: Dude, Aaron Burr sucks, he shot Hamilton.
Dude 2: He didn't mean to, it wasn't his fault, Hamilton sucked anyway.
Dude 1 + All Hamilton fans: *cries*
by aaronburrsucks November 25, 2020
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Aaron Molnar

This is a virgin who is so sexualy frustrated and horny that they completely fall in love with any fat girl they see. If a fat girl so much as goes near an Aaron molnar they will jizz them selves.
"look at him he's such an Aaron Molnar he's going after poppy again"
by Dr Hue G. Rection June 29, 2020
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Aaron Nguyen

Aaron Nguyen is a very wise and funny young man, a great friend that will always help your back when times get rough. Aaron Nguyen's are known for absolutely dominating apex legends servers. He is very oogie. he also sat on his brothers muffin when he was playing video games with some really poggers person whose name is Robert. you should check Robert out. He's very single and cool. So is Aaron Nguyen.
Danny: Aaron...Where's my muffin..?
Aaron Nguyen: *continues playing overwatch*
Danny: Where's my muffin..?
Aaron Nguyen: I don't know danny
Danny: WAIT
Aaron Nguyen: what?
Danny: *starts to cry and laugh* YOU SAT ON MY MUFFIN
Aaron Nguyen with a very squished muffin on his butt: BRUH LMFAOOO GET CLAPPED
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Aaron Rodriguez

Aaron is that boy that you will be best friends for a long time and then the next day you fall more and more in love with each other. Aaron will ask you on a date and then he will treat you like a fucking queen. You will never in your fucking life regret meeting him. Everyone wants to be friends with him.
Aaron Rodriguez is so sweet I like him so much.
by _bitxh17_ December 15, 2017
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