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inching

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculating, stopping, and then returning at the end of the day. This creates a more plentiful ejaculate.
Bro: Dude, did you hear about inching?
Dude: Bro, every time I try.. I can't stop.
by QuakerState April 27, 2016
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2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches
Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky
by SteakNachos September 25, 2020
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My 2 inch defeater

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit
by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025
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One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch
by Its_erin February 28, 2023
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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inch shit

An insufferable short person.

Just like those one inch shits that hurt and are annoying!
by Shortykings March 21, 2024
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one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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