dicking around

dicking around is one i've heard many times before. the most common defenition would be: messing around, wasting time, or goofing off.

dude we are going to be late! stop dicking around!

by Felicia October 30, 2003

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flop dick

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.

Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.

by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

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pizza dick

A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.

Gross, you had sex with that guy? I heard he had pizza dick.

by HallucinogenicRobot November 11, 2005

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mah dick

Mah Dick is My Dick. As in one's Penis.

Hey yo beeyotch, suck m'dick.

by Casey July 2, 2003

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Big Dick

In the dice game craps, when the come out roll is a ten. Any combination ie; 5+5, 6+4, 4+6 it is called big dick or at any time a ten is rolled someone might say there is big dick

Common shooter, where is big dick, common dice big dick, no seven

by rucus11 August 15, 2009

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Named after Albuquerque newscaster, Dick Knipfing is the act of taking a money shot in the nose. In order to qualify as dick knipfing, the semen must actually enter the nostril. Also, dick knipfer: one who shoots semen in another's nose.

After practicing dick knipfing, Sally cried pearl rain.

by cuntchocula September 5, 2007

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