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pud pullin' monkey fucker

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
by kingmarki December 10, 2006
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Pullin A Brandi

when someone is just bitchin and crying non stop. and when you finally confront them about it they get pissed and complain even more.
Joe: Man fuck COD!! im 0-30 im getting off and killing myself!!

Kayla: Joe! Stop Pullin A Brandi! Im sick of that shit already.

Chris: --Laughing Silently--
by mcnasty719 July 23, 2011
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Flag Polling

The point which one is too drunk to stand still but sober enough not to fall over. One just sways back and forth like a flag pole in the wind
last night at the bar Goldberg couldn't stand stil he just kept flag polling
by AVSIG1855 September 20, 2011
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Pullin an Obama

Using your charisma to deceive others. AKA Player
Pullin an Obama Telling people on one coast one thing and another coast something else. Telling people that you wont raise taxes on incomes, but then raising taxes on everything else so you still have to pay more. Telling everyone you are going to run things from the middle, but still putting in the most liberal and socialistic agenda ever. Saying you have no relations to people, but actually they are the ones that got you started. Making 4 million and only donating $4,000.00 to charity. Complaining about the previous president's spending and multiplying his debt by 4 in the first 100days of office. Forgetting that you are half white and focusing on the black side, because that is what will get you the power you hunger for. Saying you are a loyal and faithful American, but going overseas and telling them how sorry you are and awful America is.
by Patriot13 July 10, 2009
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Pulsing

The gentle rectal pushing to check if you need to do a poo. Often accompanied by a vacant gaze up and to the left. Generally 2-3 pulses is sufficient to get confident whether you need to poop yet or if premature. The word is rarely spoken but pulsing is automatically done daily at least once.
Friend: "OK guys jump in the car for our road trip."
Pulser (while pulsing a few times): "Uuuuuuuuum, give me five mins please."
by DJtherealDJ September 5, 2013
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Pullin' a J

Justin got caught pullin' a J by his mom.
by webb123456789 March 6, 2007
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Pullin' A Jason

1. Someone who constantly invites themself somewhere with you.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.
Just got off the phone with (Insert name here), he is totally pullin' a jason. He'll be here in 10 minutes in the Beamer.
by Leminy Snicket August 29, 2010
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