1 definition by DJtherealDJ
The gentle rectal pushing to check if you need to do a poo. Often accompanied by a vacant gaze up and to the left. Generally 2-3 pulses is sufficient to get confident whether you need to poop yet or if premature. The word is rarely spoken but pulsing is automatically done daily at least once.
Friend: "OK guys jump in the car for our road trip."
Pulser (while pulsing a few times): "Uuuuuuuuum, give me five mins please."
Pulser (while pulsing a few times): "Uuuuuuuuum, give me five mins please."
by DJtherealDJ August 6, 2013