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Captain Jack 

A reference to the television show "Torchwood", a "Captain Jack" refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.

Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."
Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".

Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.

Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.

Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.

Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
Captain Jack by Darker August 4, 2011
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yukon jack 

while watching wrestling, a man jerks himself off, then rubs his own semen all over his face, and in his big yap
"last night mike enjoyed the wrestling match so much he gave himself a yukon jack"

Flap Jack 

Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie
Flap Jack by Sambooshawan May 13, 2009

Tounge Jack the Shitbox

Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.
Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.

sperm jack 

To commit forcible theft of sperm.
After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
sperm jack by J-Fad December 15, 2008

Apple JacK-off's 

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's
Apple JacK-off's by TV CAR July 25, 2010

smacky jack

Smacky Jack is the act of shooting heroine into a vein in the penis just before orgasming. The combination has an overwhelmingly explosive then soothing effect.
Wow, I tried the smacky jack for the first time... and it was EXTREEEME!!!
smacky jack by Loube June 27, 2006