Flap Jack 

A Lose Ass Pussy Thats All Beated Up

Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie

Flap Jack by Sambooshawan May 13, 2009

Tounge Jack the Shitbox

Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.

Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.

Tounge Jack the Shitbox by Meathead and JJ December 18, 2003

sperm jack 

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

sperm jack by J-Fad December 15, 2008

Apple JacK-off's 

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

Apple JacK-off's by TV CAR July 25, 2010

smacky jack

Smacky Jack is the act of shooting heroine into a vein in the penis just before orgasming. The combination has an overwhelmingly explosive then soothing effect.

Wow, I tried the smacky jack for the first time... and it was EXTREEEME!!!

smacky jack by Loube June 27, 2006

Hi-jack the toilet 

when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.

Go Hi-jack the toilet to John

Hi-jack the toilet by Will Wraith February 20, 2009

bisexual falp-jack 

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.

Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.

bisexual falp-jack by jenny jenny tobblybop & lucy lucy bobblytop August 8, 2006