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Nasal Fucked

inserting a nose into a woman's vagina
Alycia got Nasal Fucked by Kyle
by Nqlk May 22, 2024
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Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 2, 2024
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got fucked

when someone screws you over
Damn John it seems the cable guy fucked us again with his shitty cable management.

John - Yeah we got fucked.
by ö~ö December 11, 2024
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lung fucked

when you throat is so fucked (or sore) that you feel like your throat and lungs has been fucked by someone
"omg my throat is so fucked i might aswell gotten lung fucked by how fucked my throat feels rn
by UlagivTheAbsolute December 12, 2024
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Temperature Fucked

When your sense of temperature is completely messed up because your body got used to it being much hotter/colder compared to your hometown, often spotted by people who dress unseasonably regularly.
After going away to college in cold ass Michigan, Johnny was completely temperature fucked when he moved back home as he was wearing shorts in low 50 degree weather and never wearing a coat unless it was below freezing
by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024
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Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.
Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!
by MSalmon1776 January 13, 2025
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Cromulent Fuckcrustable

Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.
“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”
by sonicfeetman91 January 13, 2025
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