Fuckcrustable

A Smuckers Uncrustables that has literally been fucked. Used in unison with cromulent.

“Would you say you are a cromulent fuckcrustable Aaron.” And “is that a fuckcrustable,”

by Bovid January 10, 2022

Cromulent Fuckcrustable

Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.

“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”

by sonicfeetman91 January 13, 2025