I am coming for you

talk to you
argue with you
show you
give you
debate with you

Man I am coming for you.

by I hope it helps January 10, 2017

I could buy you and sell you

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.

"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

i-slut

Typically dumb female with an otherwise normal name, who shortens or substitutes her name and ends with an "i", under the mistaken belief that this will make her look more interesting and "kookier". It does, in fact, only makes her look like a silly slut who'll do anything to catch men's attention.

For example:

Mandy - Mandi
Susan - Suzi
Margaret - Maggi
Nicola - Nikki

An extreme example of this is the "double I-Slut", where two "ii"s are used instead of just one, rendering the female even sillier and slutier. Often seen with hearts dotting the i's.

Example 1:
Jennifer was thinking of changing her name to Jenni, but was worried about looking like an i-slut.

Example 2:
Office Jock 1: This hot new chick called Kristii has started is temping at our office this morning.
Office Jock 2: Oh man, a double i-slut!! Have you fucked her yet?

by jpeterman July 5, 2006

i was just gonna say

What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.

Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?

William: I was just gonna say my name is William.


Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?

William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.

by jkerp16 December 9, 2008

I will roll you.

This short lived attempt by A.W. at proving to someone that she was hip allegedly had the same definition as "I will beat you up". Sadly, dispite her many efforts, "I will roll you" never caught on as a way of threatening violence.

It remains something stoners excitedly say when looking at a bag of marijuana and pile of rolling paper.

"I will roll you."

by MillFam March 8, 2017

I see

a phrase used to express an inability to give a single fuck.

John: My mom just died today.
Adam: I see.
John: Alright fuck you

by lil tubby December 27, 2020

I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006