Thought Sex

Imagining having sex with someone

Jessica: "Tom is so into me, we had sex last night"

Sally "Nu'uhh! hes into me, i had THOUGHT SEX with him weeks before!"

by Jaja and Candy October 12, 2010

Buttasaurus Sex

A gay; faggot
A homosexual man who enjoys anal sex with other men so much that his moans sound like the Jurassic Park Trex
Gaylord
cockfondler

Bill: why can't i call gay people fags?
Scot: because its offensive and hurts their feelings.
Bill: Dude why is this generation so sensitive?
Scot: Idk man, but you cant say fag to gay dudes
Bill: hmmmm...
(fucking gay walks by)
Bill: look at that Buttasaurus Sex

by BallsasaurusFlex December 12, 2017

Sex Bible

A collection or compendium of information demonstrating a comprehensive knowledge of sexuality.

CaitlainsCorner.com is sex bible.

by AngelaHope September 18, 2006

Primal Sex

pri⋅mal sex prahy-muhl seks
-adjective

1. The act of sexual reproduction in its most instinctive form.

2. The lack of any aid or device used for sexual reproduction.

That girl and I are going to go have Primal Sex tonight all night long.

by IAmTheMovement February 1, 2009

Zipper Sex

Sex without any clothing come off.

Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!

by Sarah March 10, 2005

Sex story

Part 1. A story (fiction or non - fiction) about sex.

As I picked up the phone on the second ring, I heard her voice. My girlfriend, Amanda.
This is a sex story...
I drove to her house. I came in and I saw her. She took off her shirt and bra then, her pants. I helped take off her underwear. I ripped off my clothes and we started...

Me: Ready?
Amanda: Fuck yeah.
We sat down and my huge dick started to go in, and out.
Me: OH SHIT!
Amanda: What!?
Me: I forgot the condom!
Amanda: Eh, sex is better without one.
Amanda: FASTER!!
Me: I'M GONNA CUM THOUGH!!
Amanda: I DON'T CARE! KEEP FUCKING ME!!
Five Minutes Later...
Me: 69 position?
Amanda: Ok...!
We got into the 69 position.
Amanda: This cum is sooo good.
Me: Awesome!
Amanda: FUCK! WE RAN OUTTA CUM!
I started licking her very slowly... Down her arm... Down the leg... Into the pussy...
Amanda: UHHHHH!

by sexyhor May 30, 2021

Horizon Sex

Sex that doesn't count because it happens so far away from one's home. ...Generally considered cheating, but justified as acceptable because it is beyond the common horizon.

| "Did you cheat?" "Naw, man. Just horizon sex. My girlfriend will never find out." |

by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010