A gay; faggot
A homosexual man who enjoys anal sex with other men so much that his moans sound like the Jurassic Park Trex
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A homosexual man who enjoys anal sex with other men so much that his moans sound like the Jurassic Park Trex
Gaylord
cockfondler
Bill: why can't i call gay people fags?
Scot: because its offensive and hurts their feelings.
Bill: Dude why is this generation so sensitive?
Scot: Idk man, but you cant say fag to gay dudes
Bill: hmmmm...
(fucking gay walks by)
Bill: look at that Buttasaurus Sex
Scot: because its offensive and hurts their feelings.
Bill: Dude why is this generation so sensitive?
Scot: Idk man, but you cant say fag to gay dudes
Bill: hmmmm...
(fucking gay walks by)
Bill: look at that Buttasaurus Sex
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Get the Zipper Sex mug.As I picked up the phone on the second ring, I heard her voice. My girlfriend, Amanda.
This is a sex story...
I drove to her house. I came in and I saw her. She took off her shirt and bra then, her pants. I helped take off her underwear. I ripped off my clothes and we started...
Me: Ready?
Amanda: Fuck yeah.
We sat down and my huge dick started to go in, and out.
Me: OH SHIT!
Amanda: What!?
Me: I forgot the condom!
Amanda: Eh, sex is better without one.
Amanda: FASTER!!
Me: I'M GONNA CUM THOUGH!!
Amanda: I DON'T CARE! KEEP FUCKING ME!!
Five Minutes Later...
Me: 69 position?
Amanda: Ok...!
We got into the 69 position.
Amanda: This cum is sooo good.
Me: Awesome!
Amanda: FUCK! WE RAN OUTTA CUM!
I started licking her very slowly... Down her arm... Down the leg... Into the pussy...
Amanda: UHHHHH!
This is a sex story...
I drove to her house. I came in and I saw her. She took off her shirt and bra then, her pants. I helped take off her underwear. I ripped off my clothes and we started...
Me: Ready?
Amanda: Fuck yeah.
We sat down and my huge dick started to go in, and out.
Me: OH SHIT!
Amanda: What!?
Me: I forgot the condom!
Amanda: Eh, sex is better without one.
Amanda: FASTER!!
Me: I'M GONNA CUM THOUGH!!
Amanda: I DON'T CARE! KEEP FUCKING ME!!
Five Minutes Later...
Me: 69 position?
Amanda: Ok...!
We got into the 69 position.
Amanda: This cum is sooo good.
Me: Awesome!
Amanda: FUCK! WE RAN OUTTA CUM!
I started licking her very slowly... Down her arm... Down the leg... Into the pussy...
Amanda: UHHHHH!
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1. The act of sexual reproduction in its most instinctive form.
2. The lack of any aid or device used for sexual reproduction.
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1. The act of sexual reproduction in its most instinctive form.
2. The lack of any aid or device used for sexual reproduction.
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So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
I giggled naughtily and took off the dildo and my panties and she crawled forward and started licking my raw pussy aggressively while i was still standing up. I moaned and moaned and held her head tightly pulling her deeper inside me. Then i grabbed her arm and pulled her upstairs where i threw her on my bed and then i followed and i started licking her beautiful and tight pussy passionately with her thick thighs around my head and it felt so fucking good! I'd wanted to do this to her for a long time ;). I then stopped and pulled myself up towards her and my face fell really close to hers and i said "happy birthday baby" then she replied with "best birthday EVER" then we passionately and aggressively kissed and fingered each other all night until we collapsed and i woke up with her tongue in my mouth and wet fingers and a wet pussy with 3 of her fingers inside me and a LOT of cum stains. Thats my sex story
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