Sev John

Fresh and based rap/hip-hop/lofi artist just making it out the hood and onto streaming services with an album in the works..

Caidin: "Yo you heard the new Sev John song that dropped today?"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"

by roberttelos May 14, 2022

American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024

Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.

Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018

Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.

Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!

by USCPSC Official November 13, 2023

6.0 John

Owner of big polar bear that loves to spin the tires and race every fn in sight, Big polar bear is a ten thousand pound longgggggg bed work truck, 6.0 john also dated the daughter of a person on street outlaws, but that bitch was a torta. Also a lover of the one and only GABE FERREL !!

OMG is that 6.0 John im getting so wet!

by SRT.Ant April 7, 2024

romeo john

A John that is more intrested in romancing a hooker and getting her to fall in love with him than having sex with her

Bill bought a six pack of wine coolers and some chocolate for his hooker tonight. He is such a Romeo John trying to get his hookers to fall in love with him.

by Romeoblues June 18, 2015

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023