romeo john

A John that is more intrested in romancing a hooker and getting her to fall in love with him than having sex with her
Bill bought a six pack of wine coolers and some chocolate for his hooker tonight. He is such a Romeo John trying to get his hookers to fall in love with him.
by Romeoblues June 15, 2015
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turd volcano

When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .
Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.
by Romeoblues October 21, 2015
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