HairyChimp's definitions

Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.

Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018

Nathan Rarere

A two-tone form of facial hair generally worn with a darker moustache and soul patch and lighter beard; occassionally shaped into a chin strap.

That's one hell of a Nathan Rarere you're rocking there Chad, did you dye your mo or bleach your beard?

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018