Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla

Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco

by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025

got hands

can catch or fight really well

Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.

by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025

Tiktok Hands

The overuse of hands and gestures to emphasize words or express feelings in short-form videos, which now permeates real-world conversations.

I was on a date with a girl, and she had the worst case of TikTok Hands ever. I couldn't pay attention to anything she was saying cause her hands were flying everywhere.

by E.V.Ve September 21, 2025

Hand me downs

Poop, shit, turds.

I made him eat my hand me downs!

by Olan101 September 23, 2025

Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.

“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”

by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025