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Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day
by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025
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thereal.john.f.kennedy

The funnier, raw, more relatable yet still talented version of famous TikToker I.lost.my.blender.help

(professionally known as Jeremy Beanstock)
“thereal.john.f.kennedy soooo fine”
“ikr”
by imthedefiner June 7, 2025
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joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.
joe john woods likes wood
by benhev_08 October 3, 2025
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Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
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Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.
Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.
by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025
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