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Field Jack

Similar to a Hill Jack. However, a field jack resides in the flat, corn producing lands of the midwest (most notably Indiana, Illinois, Iowa...).

A field jack could be heard saying something similar to "Boy...I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig."
Billy Bob is so very unintelligent and lacking goals in life that I believe him to be a field jack.
Field Jack by Adam H. & Peter W. October 17, 2008
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Edward Jack Hands 

Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.

When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
Edward Jack Hands by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008

buy-jack 

When someone buys your a present, thereby forcing you to buy them one in return. Especially at Christmas.
My girlfriend bought me a Christmas present, totally buy-jacking me. Now I have to go get her one.
buy-jack by W Gville December 17, 2008

compton jack-o-lantern 

an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.
the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.
compton jack-o-lantern by rodman2000 November 23, 2009

gets jack 

What happens when she gets jack of you being such a sook?
gets jack by Rainer67452 November 27, 2013

Mad Jack 

The dark and evil counterpart of Samurai Jack. He only appeared in one episode called ''Jack VS Mad Jack''. Mad Jack is a badass, a samurai, an illusion, a clone and a master of all fighting skills. He is also mysterious and rowdy.
Mad Jack is cool but he's so angry
Mad Jack by CollectorofSouls November 11, 2014

The Jack Russell

The act of vigorously shoving your dick into someone's bum,
"I'd give her The Jack Russell, lad"
or
"I'd be up the back of her like The Jack Russell"
or
"I heard John give Amie The Jack Russell, last Friday"
The Jack Russell by ZPL400 January 23, 2015