dick dab

When you dab onto a dick repeatedly sucking him off

"I just dabbed like fifty times on Jimmies dick."

"Wait you dick dab too?"

by The Thrashin Thraser June 13, 2016

Dick a Nigga

A term said when you are about to win in a competition. Usually said by the most confident people in video games and sports.

Josh "Hey are you going to compete with sam in Fifa tonight?"
Justin "Yeah I'm going to dick a nigga".

by Urani May 12, 2016

Dick slosh

When you pull down your pants with a massive boney and your dick slaps the girl who's working on it.

"Dude I totally dick sloshed Stacey when she was about to give me head!"

by Madelinska July 11, 2016

Dick move santa

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".

Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa

by Everettbr July 12, 2016

Dick Awning

A man's stomach, especially when it is very large. So large that it keeps the sun off of it.

You could hit the G spot if you would retract your dick awning!

by Ravlore July 31, 2016

Dick Slug

After copulation, while a man is ejaculating on a level surface (such as a face or belly), the man rub his penis in his ejaculate and then drags the tip across the surface. This leaves a long semen trail that resembles the path of a slug.

"I dick slugged the Wendy from Applebees"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"

by PASHU August 7, 2016

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016