Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My
pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my
pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my
pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"
Crowd: "...."
Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"