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Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.
Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
Jello Cunt by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010
Related Words

Sun Cunt 

A bright light shining through a skirt or dress that clearly outlines the female legs and crutch area. Commonly seen at sunset.
"look at the sun cunt on that bitch that just got off the bus"
Sun Cunt by 1tch1n May 16, 2012

Banterous cunt 

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety
Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie
Banterous cunt by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013

shameless cunt 

A person who will do anything for attention.
Did you see Kendra up North showing her hairy ass to the entire crowd? What a shameless cunt!
shameless cunt by LittleRoman November 6, 2013

jungle cunt 

Someone who has a lot of hair down their and is a cunt
my ex is a jungle cunt
jungle cunt by The Word Of God November 30, 2013

counter cunt 

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
counter cunt by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014