colostomy bag fetish

The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.

Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.

by ClarenceB0ddicker November 28, 2013

boo-boo bags

female breasts

"I don't know if I could get with her, man. Her boo-boo bags look like fried eggs on a nail."

by vincible kibosh June 30, 2009

The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.

Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.

by skip gunderson December 30, 2008

Douche Bag Johnson

Biggest baddest douche of all time. Much bigger than a douche pot pie.

Guy 1: Dude yer such a douche.
Guy 2: BS yer a Douche Bag Johnson
Guy 3: Burn.

by Drockdangle October 12, 2009

duffel bag boy

A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.

I couldn't get Johnny to pay up for that weed I lent him, so I hired a duffel bag boy to take care of business.

by Udy October 23, 2007

Dumb as a bag of rocks

Extremely dumb.
Popularized on " The Big Bang Theory".

All the guys I knew growing up were as dumb as a bag of rocks.

by Judge dredd7 November 17, 2011

Tea Bag Drag

When tea bagging, you drag your balls across her face.

I gave Jenny the ol' tea bag drag!

by mr. dutch rudder March 17, 2009