Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

love fairness

When two people are prepared to talk, shut up, listen and think and say sorry; no-one is ever 100% right.

As a couple we value love fairness.

by Josef69 June 10, 2017

Love on top

Putting someone semen or female ejaculation on your face

Put my love on top of your face

by Tony Lucas July 26, 2022

love whoring

Performing sexual acts for money in order to sustain a current love relationship financially.

In order to afford to move closer to my girlfriend, I'm considering a life of love whoring.

by MyBratsJerk February 12, 2018

love squeak

when your partner says something cute and lovey dovey, its the noise you make in response.

"I love you so much baby. You mean the world to me."
*love squeak*

by justinaandmike May 13, 2011

Ganxsta Love

Westcoast Rapper from Pasadena California and Ceo of The Gang Music Group.

Ganxsta Love

by TrakBang1 July 19, 2019

Os love

One-sided love
When you love someone so much but the other person doesn’t love you the same way or doesn’t love you at all

She’s nuts for him but that’s just os love

by 0Chprr4 September 30, 2020