Little brown men on swings

Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.

Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.

by the snercher November 29, 2010

The Brown-Hand Extraction Method

The scientific term for pulling something out of one's ass.

"How did you come up with a thesis so quickly?"
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."

by Painhammer Rocketfist April 20, 2007

doo doo brown

The light to medium brown color seen in cars, clothes, leather goods etc. that looks like the color of poop. boo boo brown, doo doo, boo boo, poop, crap, brown color, medium brown

I love your new Mercedes, especially the color. What is that, racing red with doo doo brown leather seats-you're styling man.

by joecoolthefool October 5, 2016

Millie Bobby Brown

My Wife 😍

Me: “you know Millie Bobby Brown?”
My imaginary friend: “yeah, what about her?”
Me: “she’s my wife”

by Yo I love people and don’t mak November 2, 2019

Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard

This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.

Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"

Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 5 December 7, 2009

Kentucky Hot Brown

Having sex in a stable, while smothering your partner with shit from a horse that has raced in the Kentucky derby, while eating KFC.

I met her an the infeild at Churchill Downs, then took her back to the stable for a Kentucky Hot Brown.

by Whodonym? May 8, 2018

Adam Tod Brown

Host of the popular internet podcasts "Unpopular Opinion" as well as being the world record holder for amount of dicks taken up the ass at once.

Hey man, have you heard Adam Tod Brown's terrible comedy? They should replace him with Brett Rader.

by Trapdoor Lover July 8, 2016